I miss my dumb “friend” boo dumb
I don’t know where my roommate is or when she’s going to be back. Hmmmmmm.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
msjewbooty: “i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue and then I realized uh oh
"Can you give us any hints about Sherlock?"
deeperstateofmind: waitfortheawesomeness: dudeufugly: thank you Benedict! big help! Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
frenchsfries: things to look forward to in the summer shirtless boy sHirTlEsS bOys sHIRTLESS BOYFS SHIRTELSL EBOYS no school
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
bugcthulhu: noxxigirl: I got a couple of cool ones Then I got a not so cool one. You mean the COOLEST one
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
asgardiantom: pufflehug: the-afterword: atlasalpha: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: dad-butts: tinyrocketeer: tinyrocketeer: i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL WHERE IS MY MATE A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION this is actually my favorite thing on tumblr ever If this post didn’t begin a beautiful...
drunktrophywife: i want a cute boy to follow me around at all times like a lil duckling
stuartsometimes: I’m not a morning person I’m not even an afternoon person I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no. This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
mamamantis: so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk